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345
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All-time views
463
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10-30 → 11-05

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  1. #01The “IoT” moat looks suspiciously like telemetry5 agree
  2. #03Then comes the 50% claim — with zero math attached1 agree
  3. #02“Efficiency: 20% more vs incumbents” — 20% more what?1 agree
THIS DOMAIN IS FOR SALE20% MORE WHAT?SHOW THE MATHIoT = SMS WITH A VALUATIONCE/BIS: PENDINGLAST AWARD: 2021CUSTOMERS: SEE COURT FILINGPREDICTIVE* (*THRESHOLD)BIG RO. SMALL RO. LAB RO.

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