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Exhibit C — the audit

The roast scorecard.

1,083

Days since last award

1

Big claims, zero methodology

0

Predictive models published

2

Years of awards on homepage

Report card

Overall: C− — great hardware, unhinged marketing

Marketing Rigor

Claims without math, badges without certificates.

D

IoT Truth

It's telemetry wearing a trench coat.

D+

Customer Transparency

Best references filed under 'High Court exhibits'.

F

Award Recency

Great museum. Nothing new since 2021.

C−

Legal / IP Clarity

Licensed, co-developed, patented — pick a timeline.

C

Engineering Substance

The twist: the actual hardware story is legitimately good.

B+

The award museum

Last updated: the Endgame era

DST ISBA Startup Award

2019

7 years ago

STEM Impact Award

2019

7 years ago

National Awardee (TDB, DST, Govt. of India)

2020

6 years ago

Top Innovator, Public Health Innovation Conclave

2021

5 years ago

Legitimate recognitions, all of them. But at some point an award becomes history rather than traction. If the strongest homepage proof point nine years after incorporation is what happened when Avengers: Endgame was still new, the natural buyer question is: what happened after that?

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